03 6 / 2013
Romeo and Juliette got all sappy
which made their families unhappy
So they thought up a plan
To help this out and
Sure enough things turned out crappy
He faked taking poison one night
Julliette, upon seeing this sight
killed HERself. He came to
Did Likewise. Boo hoo
Teenagers were NEVER that bright.
31 5 / 2013
so i just imagined roman mythology like a bunch of deviantart Original characters:
Rome: And here’s my OC, Mars.
Greece: …Isn’t that Ares?
Rome: No he’s completely original, see, his name is Mars.
Greece: You just mirrored Ares, changed the hair colour an-
Rome: MARS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
before u say i am stoling this mythos let me explain u a thing
30 5 / 2013
GO TO GOOGLE IMAGES AND SEARCH
OH MY GODDD
21 5 / 2013
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted